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Never test the depth of the water with both feet. Everyone with telekinetic powers raise my hand. Youre not as young as you used to.

If not youll become a philosopher Socrates. I always wanted to be somebody but now I realize I should have been more specific. Funny inspirational quotes can help us forget our problems.

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Age is of no importance unless youre a cheese. When tempted to fight fire with fire remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. You may also like.

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That clearly points to a political career. The true revolutionary is guided by a great feeling of love. If youre going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it you might as well laugh about it now.

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In short a smile can change the work into a beautiful place. Thats one of my mottos Stanley Hudson The Office. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

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George Bernard Shaw. Have no fear of perfection. 93 Beautiful Smile Quotes with Images.

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Of arrogance Germany doesnt want to go to war and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush. I hope you find these quotes amusing and make you smile. If you dont mind it doesnt matter.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. I never feel more alone than when Im trying to put sunscreen on my back Jimmy Kimmel.

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A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure. If you find a good wife youll be happy. When sht happens turn it into fertilizer Kute Blackson 3.

Ralph Waldo Emerson. Age is an issue of mind over matter. Or that you feel good this morning.

Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. When we cease to grow we become old.

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Believe in yourself and you will succeed. 50Funny quotes about self-care. It takes less time to do a thing right than it does to explain why you did it wrong.

Do you wish me a good morning or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not. Good judgment comes from experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. Knowledge is like underwear.

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